100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via 5secsofmalum)


you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via ruinedchildhood)


telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)

working retail


me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlv, via amorphous-blob-of-khaki)


when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready


(via amorphous-blob-of-khaki)