condom:

All teachers have their little “nice guy act” for like 5 days then you see them for who they really are

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

(via michael5os)

gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

(Source: fingerblaster113, via ruinedchildhood)

"Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn"

stvpidhoe:

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

This is so important

(Source: bearzerky, via sydneydalton)

omg these are so cute ask me these

moonuncle:

  1. Do you love this shit?
  2. Are you high right now?
  3. Do you ever get nervous?
  4. I heard you fucking your girl is it true?
  5. You getting money?

(via bitttersweetatbest)