100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via 5secsofmalum)

snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via ruinedchildhood)

greetings:

telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better

(via fuckedup-frenchfry)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(Source: flwrlv, via amorphous-blob-of-khaki)

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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(via amorphous-blob-of-khaki)